Hoping to take advantage of a bailout-happy United States government, Detroit Lions big wigs took to Capitol Hill yesterday in hopes of procuring a government-backed season bailout package. Read more
Job, FUPA to Remain Intact with Dolphins Read more
"Hey, it's better than the Versus network," notes NHL commissioner Gary Bettman. Read more
High stress leads to on-court accident Read more
“Is anybody else going to ‘D’ up?” wonders man. Read more
Citing a sharp pain in his right foot, Eagles' RB Buckhalter removed himself from action. Read more
League officials worried overly-sexy images will cause tour distraction, female frenzy Read more
Mysterious 'Vance Armstrong' to Enter Tour de France
"Looks like fun," says mustachioed stranger.
Steroid Use Curbed in Thoroughbreds, Recreational Drugs Still a Problem
Bored Tiger Woods to Try Tennis
“Doesn’t look that hard,” says dominant golfer
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